The Rules of Engagement:
1) Choose one of your own characters. (Let's just be clear that our subject does not belong to anyone.)
2) Make them answer the following questions. <-- make them answer?
3) Feel free to add some questions of your own. (I've got further questions for this dude, but we'll save those for a non generalized form)
Hi, John. Can we talk?
1) What gender are you?
*hooks thumb in belt and rolls eyes*
2) What is your age?
3) Do you want a hug?
*attempts to engage in French kiss*
4) Do you have any bad habits?
5) What is your favorite food?
*pulls pack of gum and bottle of hot sauce and plastic sealed venison jerky out of pocket, separates venison jerky from lint and other items and holds it up*
6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
7) Are you a virgin?
*barely suppressed hilarity*
8) Have you killed anyone?
*dark glower ends this line of inquiry*
9) Do you hate anyone?
10) Do you have any secrets?
*entirely blank expression, the one Dean can approximate but not ever totally match*
11) What is your favorite season?
*looks at horizon and sighs*
12) Who is your best friend(s)?
*perturbed* *thoughtful* *swallows, looks down* *looks up* *smiles slightly*
13) What are your hobbies?
*jacks a thumb at weaponry-laden pickup in background*
14) What is your favorite drink?
*unconcerned headshake and bright expression*
15) When is your birthday?
*grabs a free implement store calendar and a red sharpie from truck seat and circles January 18th for you*
16) What age did you die?
*curls lip and taps own collarbone*
17) Are you nice or mean?
*lays a hand heavily on your shoulder*
18) Do you have any siblings?
19) What do you think of your parents?
*(using one hand) thumbs up, points a finger, then thumbs down*
20) Do you like your school?
21) How long can you stay under water?
*tosses you a stopwatch and points in direction of nearest lake*
22) Do you have a mission in life?
see # 8
23) Do you love someone?
*nearly tearful for a moment*
24) What's your favorite band?
*throws you a CCR tape (yes, tape) from the truck*
25) Ever worn a dress?
*smiles, looks sideways, then grins broadly*
26) Want to have kids?
27) Favorite videogame?
28) At night...?
*further and entirely different eyebrow raise*
29) Ever kissed anyone?
*stern* *tugs on you*
30) What's your favorite thing to touch?
*naughty look* *shaking off of naughty look, raps on hood of truck* *returns to naughty look, maintained until next question*
31) Anyone love you?
*extended soft expression*
32) What's your favorite color?
*headshake of denial, then holds up one finger, goes and indicates truck again, tracing the Chevrolet insignia* *grins*
33) When was the last time you cried?
*looks sideways, off at horizon; runs hand over nose and mouth*
34) Do you have a pet?
35) Are you mad(crazy)?
*leans into your personal space*
36) What are you?
*tugs, puzzled, at own denim shirt* *raises eyebrows questioningly* *hesitates, then makes halo shape over own head using his finger*
37) What color eyes do you have?
*points to own eyes*
38) Choose: ninjas (stealth) or pirates (rum)
*pantomimes shaking a bottle of rum*
Thanks, John. We'll talk more later.
*John smiles with corners of mouth turned down, an excellent thing to get Jeffrey Dean Morgan to do for you if you can, and casually salutes*